Sunday, December 21, 2008

Futurama song has devious hidden message

In the 2nd Season of Futurama there is an episode, "The Problem with Popplers". Fry and Bender find a planet full of tasty things (the "popplers") and sell them to Fishy Joe's (a fast food place). They then record the theme song for the popplers, which is this:

Pop a Poppler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's.
What they're made of is a mystery
Where they come from no one knows,
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em.
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.


Some researchers (you know, nerds) have found that played backwards, this song gives a devious message, that reaches our subconscient while watching the episode:

Explore Neepa-Noopa's snippers
Sue us if that snarb ekay mikkets
If we moosh, miffy licka, lick me murka
If we saw another Noofa in a wheelchair,
Mr. Rayanetto sauce!
He shaved the monkey love farm in your roof.
Hop-a-Hop!


If you don't believe us, listen for yourself:

Sunday, November 23, 2008

So I herd u liek mudkips?? - a collection

So I her u liek mudkips??...

Hell no.

We LUV mudkips.

Here's the regular one (National Geographic edition):


...groovy...


...swearing...


...chocolate rain!!!!!!1111!!!!!!one!...


...magic...


...Super Mario...


...feel the Force...


...Robot...


...muddevils...


...pirate mudkips...


Oh dang.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Bring on the Trumpets!

Oh, and read the last one too.



(copyright the video's owner - Kraken812)

R.I.P. Miley Cyrus




Goodbye Destiny*,

You will forever be alive in our hearts.
Because your songs are always on the bloody radio.

Your soul and your countless crisis and photos and other stuff for publicity like that will always be with us.
Unleast until Disney gets a new 15-year-old chick.

Offline we come, offline we end.

Good bye.

(seriously though, Miley Cyrus isn't dead. It's just there's all these videos saying good bye to Miley Cyrus because her Youtube account's been hacked and some idiot said she died. I just wanted to give my contribution before this ends up as an article section on Wikipedia).

On actual news, happy non-smoker day!
If your lungs are clean from harm, have a great day - jump, dance, sing a little bit!
If your lungs spit nicotine everytime you touch them... good for you.

Here you go, dear chain smokers (you didn't think I wouldn't post this, would you?)










* lol, Destiny (her name is actually Destiny Miley Cyrus - eh eh.)

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Ahem - Atheists rule

Seriously though, no jokes this time... this is for all of you who have discriminated someone because he/she doesn't believe in god(s).

Monday, October 6, 2008

Registration for encantado species

To keep this here just so I don't have to carry it all the place.

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Brownies / boggarts
Cat faeries
Centaurs
Cockatrices
Dragons (colubers, wyrms [peludas, lungs], wyverns, lindworms, plumed serpents)
Dwarves (barbegazi)
Elves
Fauns
Ghouls
Giants (Frost Giants, Fire Giants)
Goblins (redcaps)
Griffins
Hobgoblins (arkan sonney, saci?)
Incubi / succubi
Kappas
Knockers
Harpies
Kelpies
Kraken
Leprechauns
Leshies (woodwose, curupira)
Manticores
Merfolk
Nagas
Nixies
Ogres (cyclops)
Phoenix
Phooka
Pixies
Saci
Salamanders
Sea serpents
Sphynxes
Sylphes
Tree sprites (melissai)
Trolls (water trolls and mole trolls)
Unicorns
Will-o’-the-Wisps

Additional: Tsuchinoko (native only to Japan), faery animals (cat fey, tanukis, kitsunes) and humans (witches), individual Faery Lords