Thursday, August 14, 2008

Fully Octopi'd




This teenage girl, growing up in a California coastal town, was obviously pregnant - stomach starting to swell, morning sickness, etc. She, however, tearfully insisted to her mother that she couldn't possibly be pregnant. She had never "done it" with a boy and it just wasn't possible.


As time went on, however, the signs continued. Her stomach continued to grow, her appetite increased, and so forth. Her mother insisted that she was pregnant. The girl insisted that it wasn't possible. She was still a "good" girl.


Finally x-rays were taken and the girl was vindicated. She had a large tumor in her stomach and surgery was performed immediately. To everyone's amazement the surgeons removed not a tumor but a small, live octopus that had fastened itself to the lining of the girl's stomach.


What happened to this girl is supposedly really possible. Octopus eggs are microscopic in size, and laid in clusters of tens of thousands. They are usually affixed to kelp at the ocean's bottom with a sticky secretion. It is not beyond the realm of possibility that a few could escape and float to the surface where they could be swallowed by an unsuspecting swimmer...


(Note: the above story is obviously not real. It is an urban legend found by me at www.snopes.com, and is categorized as false. Human biology cannot "give birth" to octopi, or, in story variants, frogs, snakes, lizards, fish or insects).

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Funniest.Thing.Ever.

I'm no chick or anything... nut this is the cutiest thing I've ever seen!

How better to eat a popcorn than lying down in a piano?

Friday, July 25, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Familiar scream?

Say, when you watch action films, don't you find some of the screams somewhat... familiar?
A collection of Wilhelm screams:

Thursday, July 10, 2008

He's a Panda!...

I went to watch "Kung Fu Panda" some days ago (the Portuguese dubbed version, with the voice of our fictional fadist Rouxinol Faduncho).

That movie is awesome! The plot is okay. The jokes are cool. But the art is just amazing! The animation quality, the backgrounds, the details... it's all very artistic and very beautiful to see. One starts wanting to be there, in that historical (and somewhat fictional) China. Any art-lovers that know how hard it is to create such worlds must go watch it. It's fantastic. I'm buying the DVD!

There are bad things though. First, the scene in the bridge, over the cliffs and all... is very scary. Unleast in a big screen.

Second, there is this character, Shifu, the Kung Fu master. He's supposed to resemble a red panda.

I've been a panda lover for a long time (one can even call me a pandasexual) but come on... What kind of panda is this?!


Thursday, July 3, 2008

Udder!

We folk here from the VBC enjoy very much our dose of female breastfeeding glandules (you know, boobs). In such case, we share with ye videos of some loony girl with that posts her ideas on youtube (who would post their ideas on the internet?!... wait... never mind). This girl has got (fortunattely) better physics than mind.

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She has more! Check them.

The commentaries on youtube for these are funny. Check them out!