Traditional Portuguese Music

... Não há pito mais bonito
Que o pito da tua Maria!

Oh Maria dá-me o pito!
Oh Maria dá-mo cá!
Oh Maria dá-mo o pito!
Toma lá dá cá!

Virou!
Vira o ** que já lá vou!
Isso!

Maria, vem ter comigo
E eu digo-lhe de zangado
Diabo de rapariga
Quero esse pito mais bem lavado!

Oh Maria dá-me o pito!
Oh Maria dá-mo cá!
Oh Maria dá-mo o pito!
Toma lá dá cá!

É isso, é isso...
C***a aqui que é chouriço!

Que pito tão rechonchudo!
Bonito e cabeludo!
Havia quem dissesse
Que o comia com as penas, com tudo!

Oh Maria dá-me o pito!
Oh Maria dá-mo cá!
Oh Maria dá-mo o pito!
Toma lá dá cá!

(skip to 2:36 for this particular song)

New Year Resolutions

- Post more stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

- Post stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese that isn't crap.

- Don't do crack before posting stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

- Don't do crack ever.

- Change Venezuelan Beaver Cheese's name to something funny.

- Use more leet on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

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- Give a fish to a dolphin.

- Don't eat that dolphin after giving it a fish.

- Don't call my stupid brother names.

- Don't do kitten huffing (yeah right).

- Eat some cheese.

- Get a girlfriend(s).

- Do more stuff for the lulz.

- Learn to sing.

- Eat green vegetables and that sort of crap.

- Don't try to rule the world.

- Do more procrastination.

- Find out what "procrastination" means.

- Get a mypage.

- Get a Hi5 account.

- Screw Hi5. Get a Hi6 account.

- Don't make so much fun at homophobics, racists, sexists, masochists, patriotists, monotheists and other people ending in "ists".

- Use less curse words.

- Ignore the last line.

- Fuck.

- Get a tan.

- Steal a car.

- Steal more cars.

- Try to escape a police hellicopter.

- So long and thanks for all the fish.